Crackerjackson, 40

I am nothing like anyone has ever known. I love music that everyone else hates and will drive with said hated music blaring as loud as I can. I will also dance to it. But only in the car and never well. I am a foster home for cats. I love every minute of the chaos they bless me with. I currently help run the catering end of a fast-casual restaurant so I spend my day driving around with chicken and breadsticks. I swear, some people are activly trying to get in a wreck with me. I love games and puzzles. Anything that makes me have to use logic. I drink way too much Monster and have had 6 different kinds of surgery. (I now collect scars.) I used to write screenplays. I wish stupidity was painful. Random enough for you?