Everytime I take a picture with my phone or a digital camera I do the typical ´Facebook pose´ look that eventually becomes a display picture on Facebook or something. Everytime anyone with a real camera takes a picture I have the overwhelming urge to look away in the distance all moody and thoughtful. So someone captures me being all deep.
I secretly think i could fly if I wanted to... i just havent tried because i don´t want the probable failure to crush my secret thought. I´d rather just know i could without putting the theory to test.
I think kirby grips have a lifespan. When they die, they dissolve.. it´s the only explanation for where the f*** they all go.
I will always be scared of bees and wasps. Its the initial childhood reaction to freak out and scream like a B---- when one gets near me.
I really cannot stand drunk people randomly starting to sing in parks, or when they dance, snogging each other in public or be generally oblivious of the dissaproving looks they are getting. All that is only ok when I do it.
I assume all short haired girls are lesbians, and all long haired boys can play guitar.
I think Lucozade has to be good for you because mum gave me it when i was sick.
I really do believe in the Tooth Fairy. She is just shy.
I do not accept the idea that i will be an old lady one day.
I come across fairly confident, but its really only because I think i am awesome.
I don´t think i washed the shampoo out of my hair properly, its like the second time in the past week as well.
I constantly self diagnose when i get sick and its always a terminal illness and i start looking for good funeral songs and wonder which picture of me would be the main one to use.
I judge people when i meet them based pretty much only on their hair.
Rereading this i realise i talk rubbish.
Anything else you wanna know, feel free to ask, I dont bite, honest
